If Charminar could talk, it would roast us all

“Stop taking selfies with me, I’m not a model!”

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“Every minute, someone’s eating haleem near me!

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“These pigeons treat me like a 5-star hotel!”

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“99 attar stalls right below my nose

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“Why am I your meeting point for everything?!”

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“Every protest passes me like I’m the main judge!”

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“Traffic jams? My daily view since 1591!”

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“But hey, I’m still the king! Charminar > Eiffel Tower!”