We Asked ChatGPT to Roast
Hyderabad’s Areas & Their People!
(No feelings were harmed… we hope!)
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Banjara Hill
Where people say “bro” more than they breathe… and think H&M is local wear.
Old City
Traffic here doesn’t move. It
vibrates
in one place. Also: 1 chai, 12 opinions.
Madhapur
Techies by day, Zomato reviewers by night. One break-up and they start a podcast.
Secunderabad
Still explaining they’re part of Hyderabad. Chill, we believe you… maybe.
Ameerpet
Where everyone’s a “student” but no one knows what course they’re doing.
Jubilee Hill
Where influencers shoot reels with filters stronger than their opinions.
Dilsukhnagar
Biryani, traffic, and cinema halls. Basically, it’s Hyderabad's mini-Universe.
Kukatpally
More apartments than people. Also: "Just 5 mins away" = 45 mins.