We Asked ChatGPT to Roast Hyderabad’s Areas & Their People! (No feelings were harmed… we hope!)

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Banjara Hill Where people say “bro” more than they breathe… and think H&M is local wear.

Old City Traffic here doesn’t move. It vibrates in one place. Also: 1 chai, 12 opinions.

Madhapur Techies by day, Zomato reviewers by night. One break-up and they start a podcast.

Secunderabad Still explaining they’re part of Hyderabad. Chill, we believe you… maybe.

Ameerpet Where everyone’s a “student” but no one knows what course they’re doing.

Jubilee Hill Where influencers shoot reels with filters stronger than their opinions.

Dilsukhnagar Biryani, traffic, and cinema halls. Basically, it’s Hyderabad's mini-Universe.

Kukatpally More apartments than people. Also: "Just 5 mins away" = 45 mins.